My Grand Day

My what a glorious day it was today. I went to school and acted like a dumbass as usual. Blahblahblah, cracked a bunch of gay jokes. Nothing out of the ordinary. I got home and saw this sexy dog.. I think it was a poodle-maltese mix. Damn..... Anyhoooo (you can just pretend you didn't read that last thing). So I didn't do homework as usual. Just mentally preparing for my hockey game tomorrow. Not to sound cocky or anything, but I'm the best player on that team. Actually I don't care. I AM THE BEST FUCKING PLAYER ON THAT TEAM AND ALL YOU SORRY ASSES SHOULD BE COMPLETELY JEALOUS. I had to get that out because I'm completely in love with myself and the way I play hockey. The real highlight of my day if you really wanna know was when I finally went online and started talking to Colleen. She is like my best friend in the whole world. She makes my day brighter every time I talk to her. She's amazing. She is right though, I'm just not cool enough to go see Harry Potter. I wish I was. I really want to, but she can't know that. I don't want her to know I'm a bigger loser than she already thinks. I can't wait until the next time we have one of our sweet phone chats because they're just so sweet like candy. And when she talks/sings it's like heaven. So now you all know that I think Colleen Hennessey is the most awesome person alive. I can't deny that. Try not to be too jealous. That's just how it is. So then I signed off and wished it was Sunday so I could watch Desperate Housewives. But it's not. It's the day after. You guys wasn't that episode last night crazy?! I can't believe Gabrielle lost her baby! How sad!!! IM me if you wanna chat more about last night's DH episode. I am also wondering when I plan on buying Lafawnda to I can finally drive Colleen around for our many sweet car rides. Now I am brushing my teeth and taking a power shower. I am extremely tired so I will be going to sleep after, cuddling my purple carebear that matches my alter ego. But before I go I just have to give some shout-outs:

SHOUT-OUTS:
Colleen--My piece of heaven on earth
Amanda--why can't you be more like Colleen? Oh well I still heart you.
Alan Kane--secretly waiting to hook up with you...i'll keep my fingers crossed for that day...
Colleen's dog Shane--damn it's been too long. can't wait until the next time I see you
My LA buds--holler. sorry for being annoying at school today.

and to everyone else who is not important enough to be mentioned. I shall update again tomorrow, or the next glorious day.
CHRIS aka CAREBEAR aka CRISTOBAL aka COLLEEN'S GAY BEST FRIEND